When you come home for lunch to find your dog snagged the honey off the counter and ate about 1,000 calories worth…

My name is Bryan and this is my Micro.blog account, a federated blog. I’m an urban planner, affordable housing advocate, musician, tinkerer and married father of two kids under five. I hail from the Great Lakes region but I've called the Pacific Northwest home for going on 10 years. In 2020, I became a dual US-Italian citizen.
When you come home for lunch to find your dog snagged the honey off the counter and ate about 1,000 calories worth…